Grumpy Bastard Birthday Wishes

Hairy Arse Birthday Present

Happy Birthday Best Mum Ever.

Happy Birthday Mum from puss.

Happy Divorce, Moaning Faced Cunt.

Have a nice Birthday Bitch !

Ho, Fucking Ho !

Holiday warning

Holy Shit, that old ?

How soon can you move ?

How the Fuck remembering Anniversary

Hypocondriatic Cunt

I Love my disobedient ball of Shite.

I Love My Dog card

I Love My Pussy. Happy Birthday.

I love my smelly little shite !

I Love Pussy. Happy Birthday

Ironing Board for Engaged Pair.

Jingle Bells, Rudolph Smells.

Kick in the Bollocks might help.

Ladies Don't Fart @ 21

Leaving CHEERIO CHEERIO

Miserable Bastards Birthday Wishes